The Lessons of All Eternity and Especially the Last Few Days…
Ben Stein
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Sex is an awesome power. You can try to dam it up and deny it. It won’t work any more than a first grader’s magnet will reverse the magnetic fields of Planet Earth. It won’t work for cunning hillbillies from Hope or big baller builders from Queens or priests from Harrisburg. Try whatever you like. Sex is going to beat you one way or another.

It’s that basic.

Hey, Media. Hey, Mr. Schumer. It’s been 18 months and Mr. Mueller still cannot find a Trump crime. Might you want to shut up about impeachment until you find a Presidential crime?

And thank you, Wlady. But can someone show me where Stormy and Karen listed their 130 to 159 G extortion payments on their IRS forms?

Might there be a CRIME there?

Love you, Ladies.

Ben Stein
Ben Stein
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Ben Stein is a writer, actor, economist, and lawyer living in Beverly Hills and Malibu. He writes “Ben Stein’s Diary” for every issue of The American Spectator.
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