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The Good Collar: Hillary and the Chaplain

She can beat any chap, can our Hillary! Indeed President Obama believes she is more qualified for the Presidency than even such an alpha male as his own self. More qualified than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and even Teddy Roosevelt, she speaks shrilly and carries a big lipstick.

No chap can stand up to her, but what of the chaplain?

Yes, Madame Hillary told Chris Wallace just the other day that she never did tell the grieving parents of the Benghazi Four that their children were victims of some schmo in California who made a YouTube video lampooning Muhammad. Perhaps they have forgotten the details in the muddle of their bereavement. Not for her to criticize their misstatements of fact, just a sad situation really. Understandable. Better to forgive their indiscretion like the big — not temperamentally unsuited like that other guy — person that she is.

Yes, Madame, of course we must believe an important personage like yourself over these addled plebes. The one of you is more credible than the four of them.

But, oops, Madame, you have forgotten the Invisible Man, the one hovering in the background. Yes, there was a chaplain. And yes, he was listening. And he says you said video, not terrorism.

Should we believe you over the man of the cloth? Did he make that up out of whole cloth? Unlike you, he does not use his cloth to wipe yoga emails from private servers.

Maybe I am old-fashioned, but I am going with the chaplain. You lied then about the video, and now you are lying about the lie (as your husband often does on the golf course and other areas). I guess I had you pegged right all along.

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