I bought some summer clothes, you know, shorts, T-shirts, and a lilo with a beer holder for the pool. I packed everything in a suitcase along with sunscreen and set off to the beach for the weekend, taking advantage of…
One of my favorite plans this time of year is to go on a picnic. The first to go on a picnic were cavemen, on a hill, on a huge slate stone; they just didn’t know they were having a…
I’m a hippie. I don’t think there’s anything more fun than growing my hair long, getting into a sky-blue Volkswagen Campervan with huge daisies painted on it, and driving across the country from coast to coast banging out ’60s tunes…
Now that spring is close, with warm weather and the beach on the horizon, and free time, I know that many of my dear male readers would appreciate some tips on how to conquer the girl of their dreams. Especially…
A couple of days ago, while on my way to the train’s cafeteria, I bumped into an overly wide lady wearing overly narrow heels. Her heel dug into my foot violently, and, amid the silence of the carriage, my outburst…
Talking is easy. It happens when air passes from the lungs through airways and the larynx, making the vocal cords vibrate and resulting in sounds that, in most adults, we interpret as language. When those sounds correspond to the concrete…
I Will Not Eat Crickets: A Lone Satirist Declares War on the Globalist Elite By Itxu Díaz (Bombardier Books, 202 pages, $18) Want to read a whole book about globalism? No? Think again. In I Will Not Eat Crickets: A…
The other day I was invited to a party at a pub with very young people. I didn’t like the place very much, but I accepted the invitation knowing that the host was a good friend of mine and believing…
Johns Hopkins University recently got caught with its hand in the DEI cookie jar when its chief diversity officer, Dr. Sherita H. Golden, in her January 2024 Monthly Diversity Digest newsletter listed “privilege” as the Diversity Word of the Month,…
