I had a nightmare. In it, Larry David, the Seinfeld writer reputedly worth $400 million, invited me to dinner at…
This orange juice has the same acidity as a cheetah’s stomach while digesting another cheetah. I can’t start the day…
From the moment I wake up until my first sip of coffee, I am a combination of whimsical influencer and…
My relationship with drones oscillates between two states: hatred and extreme hatred. I consider that drone shooting should be an…
I’ve lived in about a dozen houses in different cities. I’ve met people from dozens of different countries, guys who…
Those weekend getaways to the countryside are a good reminder of how pleasant it is to shower with hot water,…
My condolences to illegal immigrants, to drug dealers, and to the apostles of the climate apocalypse. My condolences to Taylor…
A candidate is a politician who knows they won’t win the election, but does everything they can to hide it….
