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Spitzer Occupies
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After failing as Governor and CNN host, has Eliot Spitzer — the self-proclaimed “Sheriff of Wall Street” — finally found a job for which he is unwittingly qualified?

Spitzer and the Occupy Wall Street crowd seem to have a lot in common: they are undisciplined, attention-hogging, spoiled elitists with too much free time on their hands who seemingly always are on the prowl for opportunistic sex with partners who apparently aren’t looking for long-term monogamous relationships.

Spitzer Occupies
By Asher Embry

He read that Occupiers leave their condoms strewn around.
It’s really not surprising, then, that Eliot Spitzer found
The newest cause to which he’ll give his “massive intellect”
(And hopefully it soon becomes another thing he’s wrecked).

So Client-9 will lead the movement once they figure out
What — besides the drugs and sex — the whole damn thing’s about.

(You can read more of Asher Embry’s Political Verse at www.politicalverse.com.)

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