The thoughts herein have been inspired by my Governor Gruesome Newsom, my Mayor Karen Bass Ackwards, the L.A. “Riots,” and Greta Thunberg. All Comedy Tonight.
They don’t call the Los Angeles nonsense “Riots” for nothing. As Ralph Kramden would say: “You’re a riot, Alice. A regular riot. Zip-boom to the moon, Alice.” The only thing missing from the contemporary La-La-Land version of “The Honeymooners” is “Alice.” Instead, we have Maxine. A riot, a regular riot.
Since I live here and am a more reliable reporter of news and facts than are the “legacy news sources” like ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, and the Washington Post — not to mention the BBC — I share with you here what’s going on and its ramifications. In effect: Nothing.
The LA ‘Riots’
In a Deep Blue city, populated heavily by Illegals from a particular continent besides North America, you are going to find communists, Marxists, and unemployed woke radicals who rely on society for free handouts so that they need not go to work but instead can be home all day to attend demonstrations. That’s Los Angeles, a city of four million or so. Many people here do go to work. For example, despite my post-lung transplant realities, I work 14-hour days daily, what with providing rabbinic counseling, teaching Torah and other Jewish and Judaic subjects four days weekly to hundreds each week, writing opinion columns, and other stuff. Others on my block practice law, medicine, work in factories, promote sales, and so much more. They and I… work for a living.
In other L.A. neighborhoods, on other L.A. blocks, people earn their keep instead by sitting all day scrolling through TikTok, emailing and WhatsApping on their phones, and going to political demonstrations. Maniscalco does a wonderful stand-up set about people who spend their time going to demonstrations. How do they afford to live without going to work? Easy. They check their bank accounts to ensure that their weekly or monthly free stipends — their “Entitlements” — have been accurately and timely deposited into their accounts by the government. They are entitled. That pays their tariff. If they wake up with sniffles on a slow news day, they drop by the local hospital emergency room to fill up the chamber with minor ailments since “emergency” room for the “undocumented” basically is free and offers an opportunity to catch up with the local medical professionals. Emergency rooms are forbidden to refuse service based on the legality of a person’s residence or ability to pay. Under the law, they must care for anyone until they are sure the person is “stabilized.” At that point, private hospitals ambulance the stabilized to government-run public hospital emergency rooms, which must take it from there. And that is why, when you have a true medical emergency, you have to wait 13 hours in the emergency room until your case — inability to breathe, uncontrollable vomiting, heartbeat rates galloping wildly from 82 to 39 to 147 to 54 to 135 to 42 — finally merits its moment for attention, after the prior 41 “undocumented” patients have been seen for raspy throats, tickles in their throats, a bruise on their shins, and boredom.
Against the background described herein, we now approach the current iteration of “L.A. Riots.” We have no Rodney King; the king has been dethroned. George Floyd? No more juicy Black Lives Matter stuff since that fraud was exposed as an ingenious media-fed Get Rich scam. These days, we feed our lust for media attention and our deep boredom with “Palestine” and whatever else we are fortunate enough to occupy our attention. It used to be “global warming.” Then, when the Earth was not heating up enough, it became “climate change.” However, Greta Thunberg has now signaled to the Woke that Climate is so “Been There, Done That.” “Climate Change” is out. So, instead, we now have “Famine in Palestine,” where United Nations officials tell us that 14,000 babies will die in two days — specifically, tomorrow and its morrow. And, rather than Global Warming, we have ICE. (RELATED: Gaza Doesn’t Need Greta. Greta Needs Gaza.)
If there are 4 million people in L.A., and 400 at an anti-ICE (pro-melted-Waters) street event near a freeway, intent to obstruct, that preoccupies one-ten-thousandth (1 percent of 1 percent) of the population while the other 99.999 percent do not care.
Los Angeles loves a good fire. We had the truly devastating and hellish Pacific Palisades fires. We even had the Paradise Fires that literally evaporated a city. There were the Rodney King riots. Sometimes, a solid earthquake that exceeds 4.5 on the Richter scale. All kinds of stuff. And when those erupt, we always have Maxine Waters on the scene to blame Donald Trump and to urge the public to get into the faces of the pre-gubernatorial Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We also have Governor Gavin Newsom and L.A. Mayor Karen Bass. As for Newsom, we all know by now: always on scene to advance another homeless initiative, to advocate for the multi-billion-dollar train to nowhere that still has not seen a single train track laid, and yet — somehow — always enough time to get that fixative Bryllcreem head combing that gets his every skull hair slicked to perfection. And we have Mayor Karen Bass, who was in Africa when celebrities’ homes burned and who still cannot get the place rebuilt.
Amid the chaos, which truly puts January 6 to shame, we have President Donald Trump, who remembers and learned lessons from the George Floyd Nonsense that disrupted his first presidency. This time, he is not waiting for the Democrat governor, like Minnesota’s Tim Walz of Floyd 2020, to do his job while the governor’s wife opens the windows every night to smell the delightful aromas of her state’s main city burning down while her husband fiddles. And America has changed very greatly these past five years since Floyd of the BLM. America has seen the devastation wrought by the Floyd scams that launched Walz’s career until he sank it on his own. Four years of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris got through to the thick-skulled. In this era, we want Trump, and we want ICE to find, catch, and throw out the Illegals. We have no stomach anymore for the whining about the poor targeted Illegals who come in from toxic and anti-American Middle Eastern societies that send us terrorists, and South American societies that send us their worst: terrorists, gang-rapists, murderers, and members of drug cartels. Americans now root for Tom Homan and ICE. We want the criminal Illegals caught and thrown out. And so we do not buy into the crazy Democrat Woke narrative that Trump is a Nazi when he sends in the National Guard and then the Marines. We cheer those moves. Send in the Marines. And help us get rid of those who came here illegally from the Halls of Montezuma.
To prevent the appearance of a Banana Republic dictatorship or military junta, we avoid using our formal military — like the army, the navy, and the marines — to quell domestic uprisings. That, instead, is the role of the National Guard. Typically, a state governor commands his or her state’s National Guard, not the president of the United States. However, the president may do so, too. For that, we do not need a legal scholar or Obama judge to hand down national injunctions. Dwight Eisenhower — a president — federalized and called in the National Guard to protect the hard-earned civil rights of Black Americans threatened by racists who tried to bar them from entering college campuses. A decade later, President John Kennedy also called in the National Guard to protect Black civil rights. That was the right thing to do. And now Trump is doing the same. Perfectly legal. And the president certainly may have Marines on hand to protect federal facilities.
The end result will be that the L.A. riots will benefit Trump’s image as a president who did it right. We have seen Baltimore and parts of Minnesota burn down. However, Trump will be remembered just as we remember how California Governor Ronald Reagan leveraged Berkeley unrest to bolster his national image. Those left-wing radicals inadvertently catapulted Reagan into bearing an image as someone believable as a president of the United States, not only a Hollywood actor. That’s the L.A. “riots.”
The Greta Press Op
And then there is the Greta Thunberg comedy on the high seas. The fool — and she always has been a fool — pre-filmed a cry to humanity to rescue her from being “kidnapped” by Israel. The reality is that, except for imbeciles and numbskulls who populate the Ocasio-quality Woke, not a soul in the world bought her narrative that Israel had “kidnaped” her when they shut down her selfie boat canoe. She and her 11 attention-starved cohort had imagined they would “save Gaza” by sailing half the world to bring enough food to feed an Arab family of four. Israel indeed maintains a blockade of Gaza to stop Iran from smuggling missiles, rockets, and worse into Hamas’s hands. Israel is not going to relax its arms blockade so that Thunberg would pierce through to deliver a half-dozen egg salad sandwiches and some hummus to Hamas. The IDF (Israel Defense Forces) peaceably stopped her selfie yacht, took her into Zionist custody, and made the spoiled child sit in after-school detention for an hour, compelling her to watch a video filmed by the Hamas murderers and rapists themselves as they raped Israeli women, cut off their breasts, put their babies into ovens, and executed real kidnapings. Hamas filmed it all, and Israel made Greta watch.
It is doubtful that Greta’s views will change after what she saw. Perhaps the film will impel her, going forward, to advocate cutting off all women’s breasts except for hers and the baking of all children, except for her. No way to know. But it has been extraordinarily inspiring to watch Israel play the unprecedented role of the first adult in Greta Thunberg’s life ever to tell her “no.” For that alone, Israel may be deemed a “Light Unto the Nations.” And it is a thrill to see, in real-time, the end of her climate days. The world is now in a new climate. People are sick of her. Sick of paper straws. Sick of no-flow shower heads. They are sick of Greta Thunberg and her antics, and a morally corrupt mass media that makes her into a Mother Theresa. By now, a great many Americans would be delighted if someone — anyone — truly would kidnap her… and then just dump her freely into Gaza along with her egg salad sandwiches.
It’s all a joke. Good for health and recovery. Riots in L.A., Greta on the high seas. Just a joke. Send in the Marines.
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