Jennifer Granholm Wants to Muscle Out O'Malley - The American Spectator | USA News and Politics
Jennifer Granholm Wants to Muscle Out O’Malley

Back in the glory days of Michigan’s economic recession, when the state was spending millions to market its “Cool Cities” in the hopes that someone, anyone, would come and save itself from a crippling financial crisis, I moved out of state.

Now, of course, I had the luck of marrying someone from Illinois, which, for several years, decided to follow Michigan’s lead in a race to the bottom, but while I didn’t miss the empty strip malls and burgeoning meth crisis, I did miss haranguing Michigan’s then-governor Jennifer Granholm, who had been hired for her singles-line operator voice and her sentient facial moles in a last ditch effort to save the state by ignoring all common sense on financial management. After she was booted, she had a brief stint on Obama’s initial economic team, only to be laughed off the roster by everyone in America. I thought, then, that I’d lost the opportunity to be a thorn in Michigan’s Dating Game contestant former governor forever. 

Turns out, she’s a self-appointed Hillary surrogate now. Thank heavens. And she’s making darn sure Martin O’Malley doesn’t threaten her future boss with his moderate stances on key issues and his whole not-being-Hillary-Clinton thing.

Martin O’Malley “better watch out”? Or she’ll do what? Bankrupt him? That’s essentially the only thing she’s good at.


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