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I Bear Glad Tidings From Spain
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I am writing this still a little inebriated because I have been celebrating for three days straight, so please don’t take it into account if it seems as though I’m dropping letters on the page like someone rolling dice across the table during a game of poker. Another drink. And the thing is that in my country, Spain, last Sunday municipal and regional elections were held. Chaser. And the Right won by an overwhelming majority in almost all the country. Another shot. The two conservative parties — the centrist PP and the unabashed right-wing Vox — obtained excellent results, a top up, being especially resounding and significant the absolute majority of Isabel Díaz Ayuso in Madrid. Hit me. In the capital of Spain, the Left has just received a historic slap in the face after having carried out one of the dirtiest, most offensive, and rudest electoral campaigns in the history of Spanish democracy. Whisky, shot, and a cigar!

The blow delivered to the parties of our social-communist government has been so colossal that President Pedro Sánchez has decided to bring forward the general elections. Three drinks and three chasers! Thus, he has decided that they will be held not in December but in July, on the 23rd, in the middle of summer holidays, in the belief that nobody will turn up to vote to see if he has the luck of the kamikazes. But don’t worry, president, we will go to vote, with both hands if they let us.

A humorist — and a leftist — summed up the situation well yesterday on television: “Why is the government surprised by this setback? We have spent the last four years enduring insults, cancellations, threats, and daily censorship for anyone who does not think exactly what the government wants.” And that is exactly how it is. Every day of these last years, the government has been offending us, harassing us, persecuting us, and singling out journalists, other politicians, celebrities, writers, musicians, filmmakers, teachers, all males, all citizens really, pointing fingers at us and shouting, “You’re doing it wrong!”

They have been telling us, and in the worst possible way, that we have to stop eating meat, that we should turn off electrical appliances, that we should not use gasoline, that we should not go out in the street without a mask, that we are sexist, that we are climate deniers, that we make jokes that should be canceled, and dictating what our children should study at school, the kind of non-sexist gifts we should give to minors, the weight our girlfriends should be (unforgettable that advertising campaign in which a fat girl rapes a skinny guy and, while still on top of him, says, “Now that you see us, let’s talk about sexual education…”). That we have sex at 60, that we do it even if I’m on my period, that we talk about masturbation to our children from the age of 3, that we don’t use words that can denigrate anyone who feels sexually fluid, that we eat insects, that we don’t listen to sexist music — and the list is longer than the space I have for the article. And the app, I forgot — the latest was an app to tally men’s and women’s housework; it’s great fun until they tell you it cost $226,964 of public money. 

On top of it, the socialist Sánchez, in order to be able to complete his legislature with almost no popular support, has joined up with all the enemy parties of Spain, and with the most communist and marginal lot of parliament: from anti-system to Bolivarians, passing through secessionists and, most bloody and vomitous, with the party of the terrorist group ETA’s heirs, even though in his campaign he promised that he would not count on under any circumstances. No matter — he has not told a single truth in four years. 

With this panorama, although only mayors were elected in these elections, Sanchez has had no choice but to do something, and he has opted to bring forward the presidential elections. God willing, in a little more than a month, Spain could change its political color and join Meloni’s Italy, and other European countries that are in the midst of the same process, to lead the resurgence of Western conservatism and the death of suffocating, stupid, and suicidal woke culture. All that was needed for this wave of conservatism in Spain was to allow the people at the ballot box to be able to shout, “We’ve had enough of the government!” 

It is a day of hope for all conservatives inside and outside Spain. Deo gratias, and let’s toast, because the Christian thing to do is to toast and sanctify festivities.

Itxu Díaz
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Itxu Díaz is a Spanish journalist, political satirist, and author. He has written 10 books on topics as diverse as politics, music, and smart appliances. He is a contributor to The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, National Review, American Conservative, and Diario Las Américas in the United States, as well as a columnist at several Spanish magazines and newspapers. He was also an adviser to the Ministry for Education, Culture, and Sports in Spain.
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