Hillary Haiku (5-7-5 in 2016!) - The American Spectator | USA News and Politics
Hillary Haiku (5-7-5 in 2016!)
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“Yo, politicos!”
Hillary does Burritos!
Next, she’ll do Fritos

See Hillary’s van!
See mice with mikes, how they ran!
Will voters be fans?

Hill’s van “Scooby-Do”
Luxury travel to you
“23 skidoo!”

“Hill’s too conceited!”
So Republicans tweeted
Race overheated

Hillary’s server
Secure from all observers
Voters desert her?

Hillary ducks questions
Reporter indigestions
Pundit digressions

“Reset” travel miles
Her secretarial wiles
Vlad’s Cheshire-Cat smiles

Travel Officegate
Rose Law Firm records, Filegate
Cattle Futuresgate

Hillary irate
Citizens United grates
First Amendment’s fate?

Sitting in café
For voters no time of day
Hill’s glare: “Not today!”

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