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Biden Debate Bingo — And Drinking Game!
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Joe Biden in Des Moines, Iowa, May 3, 2019 (Michael F. Hiatt/Shutterstock.com)

President Donald Trump and Joe Biden will face off in their first debate tonight, September 29, at 9 p.m. Eastern time, with Fox’s Chris Wallace moderating. Recently, I incorrectly predicted that Amtrak Joe would back out of a tête-à-tête with a man he recently compared to Joseph Goebbels and Fidel Castro. To make amends, I have created “Biden Bingo — and Drinking Game” to help you through what will likely be a long, ugly slog. Be prepared for spontaneous push-up contests, threats of fisticuffs, and a septuagenarian who is up way past his bed time.

Play Biden Bingo

Print these cards or edit them on your device, and play with family and friends.

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Or turn the debates into a drinking game!

Take a sip when Biden:

· Says “look,” “folks,” “the fact is,” “anyway,” or “here’s the deal”

· Mentions a member of his family or Barack Obama

· Says “COVID” or “free”

· Uses some variant of “lie” (“lied,” “liar,” etc.)

Chug when Biden:

· Walks onto the debate stage wearing a mask

· Says “no joke” or “that’s not hyperbole”

· Loses his train of thought or messes up a name or statistic

· Mentions his faith, John Lewis, or “situation room”

· Says “generic point,” “c’mon, man,” or “$750”

Finish your drink when Biden:

· Uses a mild swear word

· Says that something is “on the ballot”

· Interrupts himself to say he’s gone overtime or talked too much

· Tells us to wear a mask

· Condemns riots and violence without mentioning BLM or Antifa

· Quotes Irish poetry

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Good luck, and may the best debater (and bingo player, and drinker) win!

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