Jared Loughner was an avowed atheist. Jared Loughner shot 19 people, killing six. Therefore atheists are murderers. We must therefore pass a law making it illegal to profess atheism while speaking about a member of the U.S. Congress. And it should be illegal to allow an atheist within 100 feet of a congressman, too.
That is all.
Thank you, Kaul Prugman. And Deith Olberwoman.
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