Despite being mocked worse than the chubbiest kid in a junior high gym class last night by Barrack Obama for apparently having an accute, irreedemable lack of pigmentation and estrogen, John Edwards has assured pie-baker Joe Trippi he remains in the race, no matter how irrelevent he becomes.
“I just finished talking with John,” Trippi writes in a fundraising appeal, “and he’s committed to going all the way to the Democratic Convention, taking the nomination and then on to the White House.”
Thanks be to God!
