Gore on Global Warming: “If the crib is on fire you don’t ask if the baby is fire retardant.”
The scientific debate on whether babies are flame retardant is, of course, over. What we need now is legislative action to require parents to either flame retard their babies or, following the example of John Edwards and Al Gore, take the rich man’s way out and simply buy offset credits to reduce their charred baby footprint.
This concludes today’s public service announcement.
