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Hungry Yet? Only 400 Hours Left ‘Till Dinner…
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I’ve been planning on writing something about Mall of America’s upcoming 15th anniversary, so I asked the Mall’s publicity department to keep me abreast of what’s happening over there. Today I recieved an email entitled “Construction on Castle of Spam Begins TODAY at MOA.” A bit of the text from “Recipe for 10,000 pound Castle of SPAM”:

Prep time: 400 hours

Cooking time: 1200 construction hours

Cooking temp: 72 F

Ingredients:

2,817 cans of SPAM® Classic

2,054 cans of SPAM® Hickory Smoked

1,620 cans of SPAM® Hot and Spicy

1,088 cans of SPAM® Golden Honey Grail

4,282 cans of SPAM® Oven Roasted Turkey

104 cans of SPAM® with Bacon

536 cans of SPAM ® with Cheese

780 cans of SPAM® Lite

700 additional SPAM® lids

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