A 70-year-old Orem, Utah pensioner was arrested last week for failing to keep her lawn lushly moistened. Police allegedy cracked Betty Perry on the schnozz with a pair of handcuffs when she balked at giving her name. The septuagenarian desperado spent an hour in the city hoosegow. Orem police are currently looking for Mrs. Perry on a related charge: possession of a tattered terrycloth robe.
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