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Coming To A Restroom Near You

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You’ll soon have to share the bathroom stall with an EPA bureaucrat who will monitor how much toilet paper you use, if Sheryl Crow has her way:

Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.”

You know, Sheryl Crow really knows how to take the fun out of things.

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