In the category of The Punchlines Write Themselves, we now have an online app that teaches women how to masturbate. You’re probably thinking that the “Happy Playtime” Internet site featuring a dancing cartoon vagina — no, I’m not kidding — is yet another mile marker on the Road to Hell, and I don’t disagree. But leave it to award-winning blogger Ace of Spades to find the “Good News” angle: At least it’s not funded with federal tax dollars.
Not much consolation, I guess, but good news is increasingly rare these days.
