“Global temperatures are dangerously close to the highest ever estimated to have occurred in the past million years, scientists reported Monday.”
Soon, temperatures will get really dangerously close. And then we will be sorry that we didn’t listen.
Those of you who have had the (mis)fortune to watch the unintentionally hilarious The Day After Tomorrow will appreciate the South Park episode “Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow” (highly inappropriate for the office — or the family).
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