Home » Hot off the Press » Dear Eliot Ness
To: Attorney General, City of Chicago
Your worship:
As I recall, I shot a man named John Dillinger to death in your city in the summer of 1934.
It was outside a movie theatre and I could name the movie that was showing and a woman named Anna who accompanied him, along with a woman of lesser repute.
I can recite numerous details of this event if you will reserve for me First Class flight accommodations from Washington, D.C. to your city. A champagne flight, please. Large prawns for lunch would be nice.
Yours contritely,
Reid Collins
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