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The National Wildlife Federation President….

…Larry J. Schweiger just said, “Polar bears are talking to us. Are we listening?”

Sure, sure, I hear them. They’re saying, “Don’t hurt Shawn-Shawn the as-yet-unclubbed seal Polar Bear Larry! I swear that’s what I heard!” [The man-seal backs out of the room cautiously while comfortingly cooing.]

More: “Unite to solve this planetary crisis.” “It’s time for an oil change in America.” Larry adds, “We can conclude good planets are hard to find.”

You bet. Let me know when you visit ours.

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