So have we entered the age of The Deodorant Defense? Scott Stein believes we may have with this week’s BB gun heist of some body spray, and he’s arguing for a more public spirited approach to personal hygiene products.
Of course, none of that is any weirder than what happens in my hometown. (Samples: “9:31 a.m. — At the station, someone reports receiving a call stating that her death will be soon. This is classified as ‘annoying.'”; “11:49 a.m. — Another poor cat is found dead at the library. It is not buried in a book.”)