Paul Sand uses the recent past to try to divine the McCain and Obama gaffes of the near future. My favorite:
The McCain campaign denied persistent rumors that Alex Trebek and the Jeopardy “Clue Crew” had been hired to help the candidate brush up on his geographical knowledge. Speaking on conditions of anonymity, a source close to the campaign said “Mr. Trebek is acting as a consultant only on the categories of ‘Potent Potables’ and ‘Rhyme Time’.”
