For His Next Trick, Tiger..... - The American Spectator | USA News and Politics
For His Next Trick, Tiger…..
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For his next trick, Tiger Woods will cut off his own arm, hand it to an astonished gallery member to prove it’s not a prosthesis, then place it back in place while saying “Abracadabra” — with all signs of blood and other distress magically vanishing — and proceed to hit a 420-yard drive into the cup for a double-eagle on a par 4. Against the wind. Uphill.

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