I got only a few grafs into the piece, and I hit this part:

The daughter of the National Greatness, Traditionalist “Conservative” John McCain either eats out, or dines nightly on Bud and pudding. That’s neat. It’s also emblematic of just how inept a lot of 20 year-olds are. A guy from GQ comes by your place, and you’re actually proud that you don’t have milk, eggs, and some basic signs of a culinary lifestyle in your fridge? C’mon!

Then there’s this bleak sign of the times:

GQ writer Greg Veis, fearless reporter, is willing to go where none of us dare to go. But he also forgets something. GQ stands for GENTLEMAN’S QUARTERLY. Keyword: GENTLEMAN. Editors likely cut Veis’s attempt to get into her bathroom cabinet, as well as whether Meghan’s body wash was sufficiently pretty-smelling.