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Welcome to Florida! (Some Restrictions May Apply)
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From a South Florida rental ad:

…great two bedroom and one bath unit… 

Off street parking. Access to a beautiful pool area. Great kitchen with all kitchen equipment. Linens and towels. You just need your clothing. 

Both bedrooms have queen size beds. Central Air. 

Victoria Park is Fort Lauderdale’s great downtown Old Florida neighborhood. Walk to the Galleria Mall or Gateway Plaza. Short drive or bike ride to downtown, the beach or Wilton Manors. 

Pet and gay friendly – Republican tolerant. No tea baggers. 

Rent includes wireless, cable, water, trash, laundry etc – all utilities but electric. 

I wonder how many Very Tolerant Individuals read this ad and thought, Wow, you had me at ‘no tea baggers,’ but, hot damn!, wireless and utilities, too! Heaven is a place on earth!

Of course, I’m all for private property rights. But, aside from blacklisting people with the wrong political views, what do you think the chances are this landlord is, too?

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