“Then the whining school boy with his satchel
And shining-morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school”
William Shakespeare
As You Like It
Act 2, scene 7
Look on the bright side. As a direct result of so many teachers whose candidate didn’t win the presidency choosing to sit home and sulk today rather than doing their duty, hundreds of thousands of American school children will not have to abuse the day in public schools.
