The Good News Keeps Coming and the Democrats are Apoplectic
Melissa Mackenzie
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Spend some time on Twitter if your diet is low on liberal tears. They’re absolutely fortifying and guaranteed to confer long life and happiness.

What’s causing the Democrats to cry today? Let’s create a list. First, it must be noted that Democrats promised death to Americans because Net Neutrality is gone. Then, Americans would die again if they kept more of their taxes. Finally, Americans are going to die because of Trump. (That general sentiment has been going for a year now.)

Americans aren’t dying, though, they’re keeping more money:

  1. Tax reform passed so Americans keep their money.
  2. Obamacare individual mandate (a tax on the poor and middle class) is repealed.
  3. Drilling in ANWR for more oil. Saudi Arabia looking for oil in America.
  4. Wells Fargo is increasing their minimum wage and giving more in charity.
  5. AT&T is giving bonuses to 200,000 employees   plus spend one billion in capital improvements.
  6. Boeing is giving bonuses.
  7. Fifth Third Bank giving bonuses.
  8. Unions are being weakened.
  9. Trump approved a huge arms deal to the Ukraine.
  10. Nikki Haley curb-stomped the UN and President Trump backed her up saying that America is taking names and they don’t mind not subsidizing these other countries.

 

Remember the scene where the Ents knocked over Saruman’s evil enterprise and the water washed through Isengard? As good news rushes through the country, it finally feels like the government is under new management.

Are you tired of all the winning?

UPDATE:

Now Comcast and NBC giving bonuses, too. Liberals benefitting!

Melissa Mackenzie
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Melissa Mackenzie is Publisher of The American Spectator. Melissa commentates for the BBC and has appeared on Fox. Her work has been featured at The Guardian, PJ Media, and was a front page contributor to RedState. Melissa commutes from Houston, Texas to Alexandria, VA. She lives in Houston with her two sons, one daughter, and a Ragdoll cat. You can follow Ms. Mackenzie on Twitter: @MelissaTweets.
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