When I was a kid, the biggest beach towel was the size of a matchbox, and it was decorated with the faded 80s logo of some soft drink. It was also the thickness of a shrimp’s antenna, and its main…
Wrinkles. On the forehead. Hey, it’s true. Real wrinkles, laughing at me, defiant. I found them by chance and I was overcome by a hysterical drama similar to James Stewart’s when he looks over the abyss of the bridge in…
Summer does not exist without a boat. Those who go to the mountains think they are on summer vacation, but they are actually just extending a very long Christmas vacation. Summer requires sun, sea, beach, and boat. Ideally, you would…
The Sun is a giant star, with a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers, filled with hot gasses that environmentalists most probably, seeing as they are not caused by capitalism, couldn’t care less about. The sun burns away with a surface…
The history of literature and journalism is full of great authors who have published their works in serialized form in magazines and newspapers. Charles Dickens, Gustave Flaubert, G. K. Chesterton, Itxu Díaz, and Fedor Dostoievski, are just some of the…
More than 25 years ago in his 1996 HBO Special, Back in Town, the late-legendary comic, George Carlin became one of the first comedians to try and make abortion “funny.” It wasn’t. With lame jokes like “How come when it’s…
If she gets close and your pulse quickens, you’re head over heels in love. It’s normal. It’s spring. The sun’s shining. Everyone’s in love. We men overdose on vitamin D and hundreds of beautiful women emerge from the cave where…
The Net shows a pic of a Putin spokesman next to the infamous Mossad agent, Eli Copter (variant spelling: Eli Kopter) who, according to the Russian info master, masterminded the death of the Butcher of Tehran (Iran president Ebrahim Raisi)…
