Cooped up due to COVID? Don’t get out much? Pantry running low? Here is a “rock soup” type of recipe that will entertain, sustain, and nourish, courtesy of my dad’s mom, Gertrude (Bailey) Howard, by way of his sister, Aunt Ruth. Dad’s family (and it was a big one) “immigrated” from the hollers of Southeast Kentucky shortly after World War I, first to Golden, Colorado, for Granddad Jake’s health, then to Lebanon, Oregon, and finally to eastern Washington in the middle of the Great Depression. They saw some tough times, but none were afraid of hard work and all pitched in to make the best of things.
Send your food and drink recipes to firstname.lastname@example.org — and let us know what you think of any that you try out!
Sourdough is not a “must” — any pie dough will do. But once you make up a batch of starter, you’ll have it for pretty much ever and won’t need to go to the store for more yeast. And the filling shouldn’t work — but it does. Every time you make it you’ll wonder at how good it is.
This recipe makes one pie crust (Gertrude probably made two or three at a time to treat her large family). You’ll want to make this in advance because a few hours of refrigeration or sitting out on a cold porch enhances the flake.
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 stick unsalted butter (cold) OR 4 Tbsp butter and 4 Tbsp beef tallow or lard*
½ tsp salt
½ Tbsp sugar
½ cup sourdough starter
Optional: A good pinch of cinnamon or nutmeg — not both. You don’t want the crust tasting like pumpkin pie spice; you just want to impart a certain je ne sais quoi.
*According to Aunt Ruth, Grandma preferred beef tallow, which she rendered down in water to avoid scorching or coloring, set it out to cool, and kept the pure white fat. She used pork lard when she could not get tallow and used half butter (or all butter) when she had plenty of it.
Cut cold butter/lard into dry ingredients until the texture of coarse cornmeal (work fast, even faster if using beef or pork lard — both warm and liquify quickly and can lead to tougher crusts).
Incorporate the sourdough starter, knead quickly, form into a fat disk, wrap in waxed paper or plastic wrap, stroke a few times with a rolling pin, and chill for two to three hours.
Preheat oven to 400° F. Roll out dough, place in pie tin, crimp the edges, and set pie tin on a baking sheet.
1 1/2 cups water
4 Tbsp all-purpose flour
1 cup sugar*
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
1/2 stick cold butter, cut up in small cubes
*With the butter, the flour, and the sugar, this recipe is not particularly low-cal — in those days, the more calories the better. If you are worried about the “COVID 15,” you could use a designed-for-baking sugar substitute.
Now comes the cool part. Pour the water into the pie crust. Mix the flour and sugar together and spread or sift over the water (do not stir). Add the vanilla and cubes of butter. Bake for 30 minutes, reduce heat to 375° F (if edges of crust are getting too dark, wrap them in strips of aluminum foil), and bake for another 30 minutes.
Allow to cool (don’t worry — it’ll thicken up) and chill before serving.
– Mike Howard
Notice to Readers: The American Spectator and Spectator World are marks used by independent publishing companies that are not affiliated in any way. If you are looking for The Spectator World please click on the following link: https://spectatorworld.com/.
That’s right, the Grinch (Joe Biden) is coming for your pocketbooks this Christmas season with record inflation. Just to recap, here is a list of items that have gone up during his reign.
What hasn’t increased? The cost to subscribe to The American Spectator! For a limited time, we are offering our popular yearly subscription for only $49.99. Lock in the lowest price of the year by subscribing today