Preparing For The End
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The voice of reason is muted of late. In the spirit of hysterics, one must find amusements to distract from the distressing realities. There are more than a few ways to do this.

First, one can become a prepper–you know, people who prepare for the worst and buy guns, ammo, rations, and hunker down. Here’s some scientific advice on how to survive. However, know this,”While the experts advocate heading to remote, rural areas, their study pessimistically notes ‘that for ‘realistic’ parameters, we are largely doomed.'”

Second, you can give up and just eat and enjoy yourself. No matter how many calories you cut, you’ll still get fat again. With the world imploding, why not have a desert or five?

Third, you can sit in front of the computer screen and read depressing blog posts like this secure in the knowledge that someone lives more joyfully because your Christian tax dollars are killing undesirable babies.

Fourth, you can watch videos of young people spouting politically correct gobbledegook in foreign countries. It’s not just America’s younger generation that are mindless p.c. robots.

Finally, why not entertain yourself to death? Gaze upon Tom Hardy’s fine visage or be mesmerized by fiber optic dress.

Oh, and there’s always alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

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