In a predictable security breach, this reporter obtained a leaked copy of the program planned for the Biden–Harris inauguration. The new Democracy performs its danse macabre in Darkness. But here at The American Spectator it is put under light.

Following is the full text of the leaked inaugural program:

January 20, 2021

PROGRAM

Musical Preludes

“The Internationale” — Sen. Bernard Sanders accompanied by the Masses

“My Country Wet as Thee” — Chairperson-designate of the National Endowment for the Arts, Cardi B

Spiritual Reflection

“The Catholic Moment Arrives to Usher in a New Age of Intersectional Justice” — Remarks by His Eminence Wilton Cardinal Gregory

Historical Perspective

“William Henry Harrison, a Man for His Times and Ours” — The U.S. Capitol Historian

Medical Briefing by Dr. Anthony Fauci — Part One

Intermission

Medical Briefing by Dr. Anthony Fauci — Part Two

Second Intermission

Medical Briefing by Dr. Anthony Fauci — Part Three

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Administration of Experimental Chimpanzee Gland Cocktail upon the President-Elect by Dr. Anthony Fauci

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Continuation of Remarks by Dr. Anthony Fauci

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Installation of “Do Not Resuscitate” bracelet upon the President-Elect by Dr. Anthony Fauci

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Concluding Remarks by Dr. Anthony Fauci

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Oaths of Office — President and Vice President

Ambulance transports the President to the White House basement intensive care unit

The Vice President reads the President’s prepared inaugural address

Benediction — The Reverend Al Sharpton