Expect more bills outlawing taxes on tanning.
By a vote that went almost exactly as expected (although who saw Yoho totally pulling a #YOLO and voting for himself?), John Boehner will remain speaker of the house. He lost 25 votes, which was dangerously, yet not incredibly close to the 29 needed to unseat him. It is entirely possible that had opposition shored up behind a candidate that did not co-sponsor a “Birther bill” (or, for that matter, behind any one candidate at all), or started courting support earlier than three days ago, John Boehner would not be Speaker of the House. Alas, Boehner’s tears today will be tears of relief.
You may now commence airing your righteous anger and/or your excitement at the total badassness of the recently-released Coachella lineup in the comments section.
