Eclipse Mania Snuffed
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Thousands of astronomy buffs and amateur stargazers are spending thousands of dollars for the once in a lifetime opportunity to see a total eclipse of the sun.

Unfortunately, there are no money back guarantees in astronomy and many may be sorely disappointed that, at the precise total eclipse moment, cloud cover will totally obscure the magical event.

Like so many other misfortunes in life, this may be an opportunity for the federal government to step in and grant monetary relief.… FEMA, are you up to the task?

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