Via The Globe and Mail:

“It’s weird protesting on Bay Street. You get there at 9 a.m. and the rich bankers who you want to hurl insults at and change their worldview have been at work for two hours already. And then when it’s time to go, they’re still there. I guess that’s why they call them the one per cent. I mean, who wants to work those kinds of hours? That’s the power of greed.” – Jeremy, 38

(H/T Tammer)

Update: Yes, friends, this is a (very good!) satire, as the rest of the quotes (I hope!) make clear!