Donald Trump said to have stopped the sending of $50 million earmarked for condoms for Gaza, i.e. condoms for Hamas terrorists. The joke seems funny until you find out that Hamas has been using kites, balloons, and condoms to launch explosive devices against Israel for years. Anyway, I am disturbed by the numbers. Public agencies handle budgets as if they were the offspring of the greatest Saudi sheikh. Let’s get out the calculator:
Fifty million dollars, even if you paid $1 a piece, means 50 million condoms. If there are about 20,000 Hamas terrorists alive in the Gaza Strip, each of these bastards would get 2,500 condoms in the distribution. If we take into account that, on average, the annual — consensual — sexual relations of Hamas terrorists amount to the exciting figure of zero, there is a surplus of 2,500 condoms for each terrorist, which they can use — if we can get them to leave the goats alone — for other purposes, such as launching balloons. Of balloon bombs.
Suspicions that something very shady was hidden behind these bizarre subsidy networks are growing.
An astonishing fact is that all the progressive verification agencies have been running around like headless chickens trying to deny or qualify the information. And it’s not because of the condom issue. It’s just an attempt to discredit Trump’s cuts in theoretical foreign aid which, actually, in many, many cases has served to fund foreign enemies and has thus become more like domestic harm.
It is surprising (not much, really) that these fact-checking clowns, in their attempt to ridicule Trump, hide the fact that Israel has found thousands of these balloons and condoms in the past, loaded with helium — coming, incidentally, from humanitarian aid for hospitals — and explosive substances, not normally considered ingredients for a romantic evening with a happy ending.
The dismantling of USAID has made the elites on the left very nervous. Suspicions that something very shady was hidden behind these bizarre subsidy networks are growing. And they are not only suspicions. We already know that USAID sponsored, financed, or trained 6,200 journalists, 707 non-state media outlets, and 279 civil society organizations in 2023. Some of the state and international media paid by USAID deployed endless smear campaigns and lies about Donald Trump’s candidacy during the campaign.
Delving into the details of all the aid provided by the organization is like reading the Illustrated Encyclopedia of Progressive Squandering. Let’s see:
- $7.9 million to convince Sri Lankan journalists to eliminate “gender binary language.” Sri Lanka? It wouldn’t surprise me to find out that the recipient country of this aid was chosen by the dart-thrown-at-the-world-map method.
- $20 million in Iraq for a children’s shows to brainwash kids with inclusion and tolerance propaganda. I bet you anything they weren’t taught to be tolerant of Christians.
- Sex change programs and LGBTQ activism in Guatemala. For some reason I’d rather not know, Biden wanted there to be a lot of queers in Guatemala.
- Global promotion of feminism in the digital sphere. Translation: generalized ratcheting.
- A program to promote tourism in Egypt. Why should an American pay out of pocket for Egypt’s tourism campaigns? Don’t they have enough pyramids?
- Clean energy programs for women in Fiji. This is the most sexist measure I have seen in years. So, since it is “clean energy,” let it be for women, who are the ones who know about cleaning. Men are left without energy cleaning programs in Fiji.
- Sex education and abortion advocacy programs around the world. Million dollar question: can you guess which organization gets it?
- Climate justice marketing services in Gabon. Considering that ritual crimes are the order of the day there, I imagine that “climate justice” refers to the Gabonese not judging each other in the heat of the moment.
- Inclusion and diversity initiatives in Vietnam. I thought we were no longer at war there.
Woke Ideology Along With Condoms
And then there are the really suspicious ones. Some questions: why is most of the big international mainstream media so angry with Trump over USAID? Why have they launched a fact-checking blitz to discredit these allegations? Are they trying to push for the flow of funding to be reinstated? Can we openly say that the woke ideology that spread at full speed around the world was secretly funded for years globally with American taxpayers’ money by means of an organized and secret campaign? Absolutely. And it’s a damn scandal.
Still, in hindsight, I welcome the chainsaw hacking into USAID, but I do hesitate when it comes to the condom issue. Because, thinking about it, it might have been better not to have stopped sending condoms to Hamas terrorists. It would have been better to just call the Israeli engineer who planned the pager and explosive walkie-talkie campaign and ask him: how would your system work with condoms, dude?
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