That’s right, America. Our illustrious Defense Secretary, Chuck Hagel, was seriously injured in a fight with a piece of wood.
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel might want to stay out of the kitchen for a while.
Hagel showed up Tuesday at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C. sporting a huge bandage on his face after a “minor kitchen mishap.”
That “mishap” involved a kitchen cabinet, and the cabinet clearly won.
Lucky for the cabinet, it caused no permanent damage. Otherwise, we might have written it a secret letter, asking for it’s cooperation in the Middle East.
