This stinks. I think they keep all the customers who died of starvation with their elbows glued to the bar forever, in sickness and in health, at lunch and at dinner, in the storeroom behind the door at the end…
Political campaigns are governed by the principle of action and reaction. Most political consultants give full importance to action and completely forget about reaction. While it is important to be the first to hit the opponent, it is even more…
As a boat skipper, I hate being told what to do on board. The girls started screaming at me that if I accelerated too fast, our towels would fall into the sea. The guys were howling and beating their chests….
It was perfect. We had a blue VW Vanagon with white daisies, girlfriends with very long, very tangled, very blonde hair, and a dense cloud of marijuana floating above. We would strum the guitar insistently singing Lennon stuff, and, in…
He was right in front of me and had a head bigger than Trump’s balls. He moved around a lot, like he had a scorpion crawling up his leg, and when the song was over and we were clapping for…
There have always been idiots. I write this with a trace of nostalgia. Some of them have been illustrious, worthy of admiration. Throughout the centuries and cultures, they have played a central role in history. Sometimes they show you the…
It won’t start. I got in the car and it won’t start. Poof-poof-poof. That’s all this pile of junk on wheels has to say for itself when I put the key in the ignition. It’s eight o’clock in the morning….
Days of sun, days of writing on the beach. Days of getting pissed off with everyday things. Let’s see. Manufacturers enjoy testing our patience. That is the only explanation for how the more slippery the contents of a cosmetic product…
With the spring heat and summer closing in comes a time of excesses, unpleasant brushing against male bodies, shortness of air, and unbridled alcohol consumption. All of these are offensive to the stylish drinker. Communal drunkenness is to be shunned….
