I was born in Spain which means I love to eat and drink. And I write for an American audience every day. In other words, I am professionally and ethically compelled to join in your traditions. So every year in…
I’ve lived in about a dozen houses in different cities. I’ve met people from dozens of different countries, guys who eat bugs, people who don’t have cell phones, singles addicted to Tinder, and beautiful large families with houses full of…
Those weekend getaways to the countryside are a good reminder of how pleasant it is to shower with hot water, without intervals of ice-cold water, and no lizards on the ceiling. Perhaps we don’t value the comforts of the big…
The main difference between the public and private sector is the assumption of responsibility. Imagine that, after watching a lively YouTube tutorial, you decide to go and do your first prostate operation with no prior knowledge. In the public sector,…
The future president of the United States has announced a “new era” for the nation. I propose 10 goals that will make the next Trump administration as solid as the beginning of Metallica’s Load. Return to Freedom During the Biden…
I understand that people are very upset that the angonoka turtles are disappearing, but what has me on edge is the slow extinction of blondes. For years, blondes have been the last hope for joy in a declining world. I…
My condolences to illegal immigrants, to drug dealers, and to the apostles of the climate apocalypse. My condolences to Taylor Swift (being pretty does not equate to smart), to Palestinian terrorism, and to European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen…
A candidate is a politician who knows they won’t win the election, but does everything they can to hide it. Winners are not candidates. They are simply winners. In the final stretch on the way to Election Day, the leadership…
With the election fast approaching, I know you were all looking forward to this test, which will ensure that you will vote wrong, very wrong, or terribly wrong. Or even all three at the same time. Instructions: Add 5 points…
