Long-lived, the dawn never misses an opportunity to paint the roses black. How difficult it is to understand our levity. How arduous the battle against my arrogance is. How appropriate it seems that February, a month that begins by ending,…
Life in Ancient Troglopolis was hard. I remember it well. Like it was a hundred million years ago. You’d wake up in the morning, brush the leaves off you, regain consciousness, open your eyes, and find that your best friend…
I have everything I need to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration on Monday from afar. Due to the low temperatures in Spain, my ceremony will also be held indoors. I’ve filled the walls with American flags, I’ve ordered half a dozen…
From Biden to Trump. What a beautiful journey in 2024. From darkness to light. From irrelevance and chaos, to relevance and order. From the guy who doesn’t even know his name, to the guy who knows it all too well….
Phoning someone is always impertinent. There is nothing more unpleasant than receiving a call. Only someone who really hates us can do something as terrible as taking a phone out of their pocket, cruelly pressing our name, and trying to…
Once again, as December comes to an end, my job looks more like that of a chicken sexer than that of a columnist. Fortunately, I don’t have to dig into the underbelly of every idiot, but simply observe them from…
I couldn’t be sadder. Paul Krugman is retiring from the New York Times. It is probably the worst day of my life. My career has lost all meaning. From now on, I am a widowed writer and an orphan. Who…
My fellow Armenians, When I took office, I said I would not interfere with the Justice League’s ability to prosecute my political enemies. I kept my promise. But my son’s criminality is a different matter. Look, folks, I gave you…
The guys with the long-hair are very worried about the issue of old music. No wonder. With so many classical music concerts, they have received news that there is some guy running around town playing the flute, which is a…
