Democrats live in a parallel reality. You know, where boys with penises are girls, the coronavirus is only spread in classrooms, the world is about to explode because of your air conditioning, and taxes create wealth for everyone. Somehow, they…
I may very well be the only person in the world who was not at all surprised by the discovery of cocaine in the White House. To be honest, I would have found it much stranger had the complete works…
The UN says that climate change “is out of control” because it was hot on Monday and Tuesday in places where it should be hot this time of year. I don’t know if climate change is out of control. I’m…
I watched Dead Poets Society again after many years. As I like to live dangerously, I put it on for a group of children between the ages of 10 and 13. Too soon, you might say. Maybe, but kids at…
Antony Blinken has gone to China to be scolded by Xi Jinping. And the Chinese have figured that he is so submissive that they have decided to punish him without dessert. The Democrats reserve their bad temper for the Republicans,…
Alienation: It comes from alien, from the Latin alienus, and derives from the Latin verb alienare, to miss. One can feel alienated when one feels like an alien. I’m sure you’ll be able to collect welfare for that. Ally: Progressive…
A man has a penis and a woman has a vagina. They are the two kinds of person that exist in human nature. This is the most striking external distinguishing feature, but not the only one. So Hollywood millionaires might…
A friend tells me, slightly ashamed, that he has just started taking anxiolytics. I order a beer, point my finger at it, and, grinning, tell him that I have too. He gets angry and tells me that it’s a very…
I am writing this still a little inebriated because I have been celebrating for three days straight, so please don’t take it into account if it seems as though I’m dropping letters on the page like someone rolling dice across…
