I have never eaten a goose. Alive. Dead maybe, because Europe is now full of restaurants where you know exactly…

If she gets close and your pulse quickens, you’re head over heels in love. It’s normal. It’s spring. The sun’s…

The politician is an animal that believes that voters deposit the envelope in the ballot box with the evolution of…

This stinks. I think they keep all the customers who died of starvation with their elbows glued to the bar…

Political campaigns are governed by the principle of action and reaction. Most political consultants give full importance to action and…

As a boat skipper, I hate being told what to do on board. The girls started screaming at me that…

It was perfect. We had a blue VW Vanagon with white daisies, girlfriends with very long, very tangled, very blonde…

He was right in front of me and had a head bigger than Trump’s balls. He moved around a lot,…

There have always been idiots. I write this with a trace of nostalgia. Some of them have been illustrious, worthy…

It won’t start. I got in the car and it won’t start. Poof-poof-poof. That’s all this pile of junk on…