

Jeremy Lott
This week brought news that Oregon taxpayers are on the hook for $35,000, per person, in legal fees for a clown car packed to the wheel-wells with Democratic politicians and consultants. The newly subsidized include disgraced ex-governor John Kitzhaber, forced…
“Whichever sales estimate you accept—under what scenario does Simon & Schuster make back [its reported] $14 million advance from Hillary [Clinton’s] book?” asked the Washington Examiner’s Byron York the other day. His implication was, probably never. Let’s do some back-of-the-envelope…
I , Jeremy Lott, being at least 18 years of age, and of sound mind, agree to waive any and all liability against the Will’O Pub & Café, its employees or owners after taking the Ring of Fire Challenge. I have…
“C&E Christians.” That’s the dismissive abbreviation for churchgoers who show up but twice a year. They come for what Jewish friends might call our high holy days of Christmas and Easter. Folks who come to church weekly or more may…
“Our. God. Feels.” Pastor Dave Bushnell slowed down, pronouncing the words distinctly. Then he stopped, giving us a moment for the three syllables to sink in. “Our God reigns” might have been what the audience had expected him to say,…
LYNDEN, Washington — In the last fortnight, Washingtonians have been basking in the effervescent glow of the Seahawks’ Super Bowl rout and showing the rest of the country that those World Trade Organization riots were an outside job. On the…
LYNDEN, WashingtonAfter it was announced last August that Amazon founder Jeff Bezos would buy the Washington Post, ideological tea leaf readers started sifting. Politicos wanted to know where the tech billionaire would be taking DC’s biggest newspaper. Would he give…
Lynden, WashingtonIn mid-January, Catherine Rampell fact checked George Will’s backside. Will, longtime conservative columnist at the Washington Post, had written about the futility of using government subsidies to override consumer preferences. People opting for big trucks over the Chevy Volt…
Following is the transcript of President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address, as transcribed by the Federal Satire Service. Mr. Obama: (Cheers, applause.) Thank you. (Applause.) Thank you all for coming out tonight, and sticking around. Mr. Speaker, Mr….
LYNDEN, Washington Prohibition in America never ends with a bang. Take alcohol, the subject of two constitutional amendments and about as clean cut a federal case as one could ever conceive. Ratified in 1920, the Eighteenth Amendment banned booze’s “manufacture,…