Jeremy Lott
Following is the transcript of President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address, as transcribed by the Federal Satire Service….
LYNDEN, Washington Prohibition in America never ends with a bang. Take alcohol, the subject of two constitutional amendments and about…
LYNDEN, Washington — Eric Posner hates freedom of speech. The University of Chicago law prof made this clear in an…
LYNDEN, WashingtonIf after reading this column you are dumb enough to bring up Obamacare to a small businessman, you deserve…
It’s a safe bet that when Portland, Oregon-based businessman Scott “Big Daddy” Edwards started Republican Party Animals (RPA) in January…
To the Obama administration, it must have seemed like a no brainer to add the “We the People” widget to…
ON A RECENT STARRY SATURDAY NIGHT, your redneck correspondent passed up the chance to see a monster truck rally to…
In 2003, as part of his campaign for a Senate seat from Illinois that would set him up for his…
Candidate Barack Obama presented himself as an agent of hope and change, a dramatic break with the failed policies and…
AFTER SEVERAL EXPENSIVE and bothersome tests, modern medical science has determined that I do, in fact, have a heart. Figuring…
