The government is like that pretty girl you just met on Tinder: She gets you excited, you make a date,…
Halloween has arrived in my neighborhood (try to read it in as dispassionate a voice as possible). I was approached…
Perhaps it’s because of my profession; perhaps it’s because I don’t like speaking — I detest the concept of noise,…
It was one of those bar discussions. Some guy who I hadn’t been talking to overheard me saying something along…
In a show of my love for modernity, I have been watching Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, which, by the…
I find myself troubled and confused. Like most civilized people, I have been using toilet paper all my life, except…
I admire Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ability to wiggle. Not in any kind of sensual sense; I mean ideological wiggling, and her…
A dark melancholy sets in upon seeing the Gaza Strip on the front page of the newspapers again. Back when…
From the flood of stupid proposals trying to end climate change by spoiling life for humans, one meriting my full…
For years, whenever Europeans wanted to impress guests, they would say, “I studied at Harvard.” These days, however, to impress…
