Enemy Central

We’ve been away longer than expected. But do you know how long it takes to patrol the Canadian border from…

Who knew that Canadian geese would also become fair game this Kerry season? Certainly they were given no advance warning….

Since last we met, the race has tightened considerably. Dan Rather was riding high, only to fall behind, one debate…

Enemy Central regrets to announce that it’s back. And that we misled you. All summer, whenever anyone asked, we’d say,…

Did it have to end? Couldn’t the Democratic National Convention have remained in permanent session? Then it would be true…

Move over, Sandy Berger, if you can manage it. First there’s Linda Rondstadt to deal with. Rumor has it she…

It wasn’t exactly a swearing-in, but Senate president Dick Cheney directed a memorable oath at Democratic subaltern Pat Leahy anyway….

Not every week do our laureates jump at the opportunity to unveil themselves. But there’s no stopping some people. And…

It was supposed to be Rumsfeld. Or Cheney. Or Bush. Or John Ashcroft. Not to mention DeLay, even Hastert, and…

It could have been worse for Ahmed Chalabi, recent target of the most noted raid by uniformed U.S. forces since…