Ben Stein

Dear Demonstrators, What a great time you must be having. I used to demonstrate a lot myself. In the 1950s…

Wednesday So… today rain came down in sheets here in Los Angeles. As I walked down Camden Drive in Beverly…

A long nap in bed in my office with my new lover, the perfect 7-year-old German shorthaired pointer, Julie. She…

FridayMy wife, my pal Phil DeMuth, and I flew up to Spokane from LAX today. Our travel agent couldn’t get…

Saturday We are in deep mourning here at Casa Stein. Here is why. In 1965, my future wife, Alexandra (who…

SaturdayNow, let’s see. Here I am in New York City. I am here with Big Wifey for my sister’s 70th…

Labor Day Monday There was a day last week in Sandpoint, Idaho, when I realized I was in Paradise. I…

Monday Another insanely late day getting up. This time I was awakened by a real estate agent ringing my door…

FRIDAYWow. big day. I got up, carried ancient Brigid down the stairs to her preferred spot, then carried her back…

Wednesday Another day, another crash. I don’t like it, as Mister Horse used to say on “Ren and Stimpy.” No,…