Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. (Democrats thought it was November 9.) So be careful not to be taken in. Journalists are just as likely to try to take advantage as anyone. So be alert for and skeptical of headlines like these, sure signs that someone is having you on:
Yale students riot for free speech
Episcopal bishop says something sensible
Colin Kaepernick joins Marine reserves
Hillary chosen Mz Congeniality
Browns re-sign Johnny Manziel
Diogenes endorses Brian Williams
Chuck Schumer voted most cuddly by the Republican Freedom Caucus
John McEnroe hired as anger management counselor
Madonna and Kim Kardashian enter same convent as novices
Mark Zuckerberg spotted wearing coat and tie
Bill O’Reilly to lecture on modesty and humility
Penn State to play state pen. Jerry Sandusky to coach crooks
CNN board taps Roger Ailes as new CEO
Mexicans illegally in L.A. ask ICE for rides home
O.J. admits he did it
Donald Trump enters Betty Ford Clinic. Admits he’s a Twitter addict
Academy to give Mel Gibson a lifetime achievement award
Snow forecast for Tampa
Vladimir Putin finds new rock to sun himself on — other reptiles envious
Obamacare Repealed!
