Two sock puppets have a realization after using an iPhone to Google about capitalism (natch!): “Let us see ourselves as workers, if only to remember who controls the means of production!”
It’s worth the laugh, and then you realize that people actually believe that the worst thing about capitalist society is that dads everywhere have to “work all the time.” Yes, that stinks, but the Marxist vision didn’t exactly solve that problem. Unless you think an ideal day is being forced to march and sing on the factory grounds:
