Keep on keeping on, guys.
The last two months have brought nothing but woe for Hillary Clinton, who has been mercilessly ravaged in the polls, now dropping below 50% for the first time. Even worse? Hillary Clinton seems to be losing support among her core demographic: women who don’t know better.
For Bernie Sanders, a “domestic policy,” just means “giving a lot of stuff to people for free.” But socialism only works until you run out of other people’s money. And with a whopping $18 trillion dollar cost for all of his “free programs,” he’ll run out of money pretty quickly.
Having handled every other important issue of our day, Democrats in Congress are taking on that scourge of American television, fantasy football league commercials.
Media runup ahead of Wednesday’s debate is focusing on the Trump/Fiorina mashup, but Ben Carson is running even with Trump in almost every state-based poll. Unfortunately for Ben, though, he’s the strong, silent type.
A NYC PR firm hired Anthony Weiner this week, presumably to serve as a warning to their clients on what not to do.
If you’ve been wondering what the NASA budget is going to these days, since they seem to be increasingly reliant on private space transport, don’t worry: thanks to the miracle of science, you can now watch space in HD on your television, free of charge and commercials.
Nickelodeon is now helping Millennials never let go of their childhoods.
Happy Tuesday, Spectators!
