Today is National Whiskey Sour Day, in case you needed reminding.
The White House would like to remind you that picking Joe Biden as VP over Hillary Clinton was an excellent political decision. Because now they’re free to endorse Joe Biden for President over Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton maintains that her private email server was both entirely aboveboard and totally safe. Unfortunately, it was also a mystery to the Department of Homeland Security, which now claims the State Department never warned them that Clinton was sending classified love letters through an unsecured server in her basement.
China spent the last several weeks tampering with its currency, triggering a home-grown stock market collapse and financial market downturns across the globe, but Donald Trump is not going to let them get away with it…this time.
Former IRS director Lois Lerner may have been carrying out official IRS business on a personal email account she kept under the name “Toby Miles.” This is one of a handful of personal email accounts investigators have uncovered. Previously, she also used “Lois G. Lerner,” “Lois Home,” and “Lois@ClintonMail.com.” Okay, not really. Lois would never have settled for such a low level of security.
Your new Republican Presidential nomination frontrunner is — *shakes Magic 8 Ball* — Senator Ted Cruz?
You may have once tried to hide a pair of nail scissors from the TSA, but you will never be as adept at foiling airport security as “Miss Zhen,” who drank an entire bottle of European cognac because security said she couldn’t pack it in her carry on.
Was Danny LaRusso the real villian of The Karate Kid? The Internet makes the case.
“The Wall Street Journal reports Joe Biden is leaning towards a run for the White House to preserve Barack Obama’s legacy.
He should have no trouble with a slogan: “Keep the Change!”
Have a great Tuesday!